Hawai'i Preparatory Academy

    65-1692 Kohala Mountain Road

    Kamuela, Hawaii, 96743

    Copyright 2018


    May 9, 2018

    Here I sit upon my tower

    My health 100, my shield full power

    I've braved through 90 other deaths

    'Til 10 remain, to face the test


    I see two morons by the Lake

    They see each other, but hesitate

    Two shots ring out across the water

    Two victims of a sniper's slaughter


    Another base is building high

    But the fury of the storm is nigh

    The circle starts to move again

    As luck would have it, I'm still in


    Two more are lost within the storm

    Six sneaky bois are left to swarm

    As the rival builder abandons ship

    A Christmas bush unloads his clip


    We're down to 5 , my mouse is sweaty

    My knees are weak, arms are heavy

    "I'm about to finally win Mom,

    F--- your spaghetti! "


    At once a sound I dread to hear

    Fills my hallowed halls with fear

    A rocket screeches my direction

    Obliterates my bottom section


    My fort comes crashing to the ground

    But I spot the bastard and fire a round

    He's down, he's down, his loot is mine

    A medkit, rockets, and a golden shine


    I take a moment to admire the weapon

    A golden sniper in my possession

    I spot a target, the inaugural shot

    And down goes Frazier, bravely fought


    Now three remain, no more no less

    Myself and two others, the best of the best

    A fight breaks out across the map

    A shotgun blast, rat tat tat


    My heart rate spikes, we're down to two

    I go to attack, but before I do

    I spot some cover, a lonely shack

    And into it, I plan my track


    One more shield is all I need

    I'll sneak inside and drink with speed

    I step into the door, but ZAP

    Extends the spikes out from a trap

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